echo "`cat /etc/motd.2.July.2006`" # nerd.

I've added a few new images.

echo "`cat /etc/motd.18.April.2006`"

I will eventually get this whole thing debugged. In the meantime, a couple things have changed, and I'll leave it to you to embark upon the "Easter egg hunt" to find them.

echo "`cat /etc/motd.13.April.2006`"

Did you forget what I looked like since the last time you saw me? Here's a reminder.

echo "`cat /etc/motd.12.April.2006`"

Welcome to the new style. Stylesheet, I should say. But news isn't what you're here for, I'm sure. You're probably here for my home-cooked Gentoo scripts (UNR Wireless VPN access sounding tasty?), or to look at pictures of foods I dislike (sounding even tastier?), or perhaps even to find out if I'm the same Derek you think I am. Wondering what sites I like? (Hint: not myspace) Are you stalking me? Maybe you're wondering what truth is? Then please, by all means, poke() around.